Top 25 'Christmas Gifts' Cops Took From You or Bought With Your Money

Nothing rings in the holidays better than gift giving, except gift taking. With that in mind, please enjoy the Top 25 "Christmas gifts" cops took from you or bought with your money through civil asset forfeiture:

1. ATF Pocket Knives Engraved: "Always Think Forfeiture"

2. 2,507 Live Canary Winged Parakeets

3. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness

4. $9,547 Worth of Gatorade

5. First Prize-Winning Margarita Machine

6. Kegs, Tequila, and Rum

7. $524 Popcorn Maker

8. Candy for a Poultry Festival

9. $160,000 Wine Collection

10. $40,000 Digital Ticket Writers

11. $23,704/Month in First-Class Flights

12. $250 to See CeeLo Green and Dwight Howard

13. Inmates Used to Construct a Weekend Home

14. Galas and Soirées

15. $800 to Pay Off Eviction Fees

16. $1,100 Worth of Flowers

17. $16,000 for Elaborate Home Security

18. Tickets to a Motorcycle Rally and a Christmas Parade

19. $27,000 to Take the Whole Office to Hawaii

20. $100,020 of Legal Gambling Winnings

21. An Article of Hazardous Substance Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls

22. Military-Style Assault and Sniper Rifles

23. 15 Cats

24. Tanning Salon

25. Hookers, Booze, and Weed

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