Remy crashes Sandra Fluke's Congressional testimony to demand a mandate for his cough drop addiction.
"Remy: Cough Drops-The Mandate" is one of a series of collaborations between Remy and Reason.tv. To watch Remy's other videos, go to youtube.com/goremy.
Approximately 1:50 minutes. Lyrics by Remy. Video shot and produced by Meredith Bragg.
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Lyrics: Yeah and listen up peeps, you better check the deal We got another mandate we gone straight reveal And if you don't listen up, we be walking out Yeah you know cough drops what we talking about
Take a look at this graph, you gonna holler with fear Cough drops costing me a hundred dollars a year I'm talking Halls, Ludens, to keep me alive It's like a dog-fighting ring, I need Vicks to survive
It's preventative medicine, suppressing my cough? Word. I need a vote from each of you–oh, that's kind of awkward Cough drops are so tasty–how is it allowed? Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about.
Cherry, honey lemon, or the mentho-lyptus Directly to my house's where I suggest you ship this They come in all kinds of colors and flavors galore Even sheep sk–wait, I think this one's yours
I appreciate the testimony, very profound We need to verify this policy is morally sound And there's one reasonable way to see if it should be allowed And it's to probe you internally, can somebody get me a towel?
My apologies for the gentleman across the aisle He doesn't understand mandates, he hasn't been here a while I see no reason we shouldn't pass your request Just let me double check, yep, it passes our test
This is not about "men's health," this is not a prescription Mandate Men's Health, 12 month subscription Your party has no respect for individual rights Now come on up here, I'd like to check your insides
Well I guess it's safe to say this has kind of devolved Maybe it's not the best idea to have these people involved So I think I'm gonna bounce, put this one on the shelf Hit up the drug store–get some cough drops myself.
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