Challenge Grant Time! A Generous Reason Donor Will Double Your Next $25,000 in Webathon Giving!

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THIS JUST IN—Starting immediately (as in, right the hell now), the next $25,000 in donations from you, dear readers, to us, the Reason Foundation (which publishes the editorial real estate you are happily trampling through like so many cable-news reporters on a popsicle hunt at a terrorism crime scene), will be DOUBLED, by an anonymous Johnny or Janie Friendly, who loves Reason and freedom and Webathons and DOUBLING YOUR MONEY.

Click here to stop reading this glorious prose and start DONATING TO REASON.

Quick reminder/listicle about reasons (drink!) to give:

1) Woodchippers (I'm not easing up on this one).

2) Pictured.

3) Anti-hysteria (we're more High 'n' Dry types).

4) Judge-fuel (in a good way).

5) We jam econo.

6) In a world gone crazy….

7) Sweet-ass swag.

8) Because we do it in Bitcoin.

9) $25,000 challenge time!

You know what to do.