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5 Ridiculous Products Advertised at the Adult Entertainment Expo

OK, so yesterday I assured you that my Adult Entertainment Expo updates would be serious and substantive. And some are! But this brief post I submit to you for purely juvenile-snickering purposes. Behold, some of the beautiful, absurd products advertised in AVN's main program book…

Sum Poosie Energy Drink

Now available in 8.4 ounce cans!

ENB/AVN Expo book


Sure Fuck Cologne (For Men)

The women, obviously, wear "Fuck Me."


ENB/AVN Expo book



Star Whores: Force Rising

Feel the force rise within you.

ENB/AVN Expo book


MISS On the Go

"A new Kegel device complete with social media app." Because who doesn't want to connect with friends over vaginal strengthening exercises?

ENB/AVN Expo book


2 Girls Teach Sex

Complete with stellar tips like "If you give your woman orgasms, she will never leave you."


ENB/AVN Expo book



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