OK, so yesterday I assured you that my Adult Entertainment Expo updates would be serious and substantive. And some are! But this brief post I submit to you for purely juvenile-snickering purposes. Behold, some of the beautiful, absurd products advertised in AVN's main program book…
Sum Poosie Energy Drink
Now available in 8.4 ounce cans!
ENB/AVN Expo book
Sure Fuck Cologne (For Men)
The women, obviously, wear "Fuck Me."
ENB/AVN Expo book
Star Whores: Force Rising
Feel the force rise within you.
ENB/AVN Expo book
MISS On the Go
"A new Kegel device complete with social media app." Because who doesn't want to connect with friends over vaginal strengthening exercises?
ENB/AVN Expo book
2 Girls Teach Sex
Complete with stellar tips like "If you give your woman orgasms, she will never leave you."
ENB/AVN Expo book
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